terpsikeraunos:

milesgloriosissimus:

HOW TO GET THE BOY YOU LIKE:

• Arrange a walk in the park with him and a bunch of your friends when you know it’s going to rain soon
• When it starts raining, split from the others with him and find a cave
• Let the thunder boom and nymphs howl
• Gods are witnesses enough
• Bam you’re married

• don’t throw yourself on a pyre when he leaves you to found Rome

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